I have a lovely pair of breasts
you can't help notice them here on my chest
I should paint eyes on them, under the lace
Co's all the men talk to them, never my face

Breasts, boobs, blouse bunnies too
What is a girl to do?

I know some ladies who gladly would swap
Oh to have something to fill out their top
But they just don't know all the perils that come
when that top most button finds itself undone

Jugs, knockers, sweater puppies too
What is a girl to do?

I have lost more things because of my breasts
Toast crumbs and icecream down that deep crevace
It's like the grand canyon, you'd lose things too
between those great mountains, if only you knew

Norks, hooters, and twin peaks too
What is a girl to do?

I can't go joggin' co's it hurts my eyes
this way and that way, in the air they fly
Forget strapless dresses, I need support
Oh how I'd love little ones tiny and taut

****, globes and coconuts too
What is a girl to do
Yeah , breasts, mammaries.....babaloo's
What is a girl to do?